SWM-SWF

Looking for a partner in crime
Must have a sense of humor
Love my family, love my friends
But don't bother to wink
I won't respond
No, I won't respond

Sexy, Sexier, Secretary
Sexy, Sexier, Sedaris.

Seems We Made
Sure We'd Fail

In my bedroom, you'll find me
My most humbling moment, this is it
The best lie I've ever told
The worst lie I've ever told
I don't lie
No, I don't lie

Sexy, Sexier, The Shins
Sexy, Sexier, Self-deprecation.

Surely We Felt
Something While Murmuring

You're a wonderful man, but.
I never wanted to hurt you, but.
We can still be friends, but.
Every one has a liar and a fool
But I'm not the liar
No, I'm not the fool

Suddenly Weakness Merges
Solace With Fear